Coming Soon to a Blog Near You

I'm going to Alaska today! I bet cool stuff will happen and I bet it'll end up on this blog!

Snowing in the Summertime

One of my favorite things about summer has got to be the sno-cones. Whoever thought of taking frozen water and mixing it with radioactive looking syrup is a marketing genius. There's a snow-cone stand I discovered with my friend ChanAn (sounds like shenanigans) called Snow Beach. Apparently it's an Austin staple that I had never heard about...here's how the journey to Sno-Beach unfolded.

Me Gusta

Wow, I almost forgot I had a blog! (Kidding, I'm just really good at procrastinating. Who needs regular updates anyway...overrated!) Needless to say I'm still alive. I was actually considering deleting this blog under the pretext that no one actually reads it. Low and behold people do read my stuff! I'm going to attach a screenshot of my all time page views to prove it and boost my self esteem.

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Despite the fact that approximately 80% of the views from the United States were me refreshing the page until someone commented on one of my posts and 10% were my mom, I am surprised that real people have even looked at this thing. In reality most of the page views are from people accidentally clicking on my link while googling obscure fetish porn, but I'm going to tell myself that 13 people in the Netherlands think I'm hilarious and charming. One thing I'm disappointed about is the amount of Internet Explorer users that read "But Now I Digress." May God help you...

But seriously, I am flattered that I have a teeny tiny following, it makes me feel like a rock star. That being said, I am going to make some changes. From now on, I will post more often. I know I've said this before, but that was mostly because my mother nagged me about how I never follow through with anything. SO - expect more posts. Compared to my current production track record, this should be an easy fix. And if you have anything you want me to write about / questions you want answered, email me!

camjam80@embarqmail.com 

Who knows - you may be featured on the blog! On a scale from 1 to 10 with a one being "that time your parents forgot your birthday" and a ten being "that time you waited in line for the bathroom three spots behind Oprah"...being featured on my blog would probably be about a 2. Live long and prosper! And leave me comments to further enhance my feelings of paranoia and self-grandeur!

<3 Cam